Hello everyone! I've been recently tagged by , but when I looked at her journal to see the rules, I thought this one was funnier than the other one she'd tagged me So here it is. My personal comments are after the symbol

Directions:
1) Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1) Name?
Karen
“Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.”
“If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.”

I didn’t know I had such a wonderful definition on Urbandictionary! Love it!!!

2) Your age?
28

“The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties.”
“Dude, Im'a gonna 28 your girlfriend so hard she'll drop 3 breast sizes.”

What the fuck…?

3) One of your friends?
Flávia

The world's most expensive but worst tasting commercial instant coffee/tea brewer machines ever created, by Mars Inc. Usually found in large offices in an attempt to look tredy.
Employee: Yo boss, I tried Flavia Smooth Roast, Flavia Arabic, Flavia Italia, Flavia Hazelnut, Flavia Decaffe, Flavia Choco, Flavia English Breakfast, Flavia Earl Grey, Flavia Darjeeling and Flavia Green Tea Filterpacks... and they all taste like shit!

Employer: You're fired.

Employee: And why the hell did you spend $1000 on the S350 model. Fucking buy the Espresso Roast and Creamy Topping Filterpacks for Cuppuchino mix you stupid fuck face!

...

4) What should you be doing?
Cooking

“A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines”
“He was arrested for cooking”

Actually I am cooking CHICKEN ¬¬

5) Favorite color?
Purple

“Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.”
“Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!”

LOL

6) Birthplace?
São Paulo, Brazil

“- The richest Brazilian city.
- The biggest Brazilian and Latin American city.
- The 5th biggest city in the world.
- A soccer team.”
“São Paulo is located in the southeast of Brazil.”

Pretty much

7) Birth month?
April

“the month were the sexiest bitches are born”
“april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol”

WOO-HOO!

8) Last person you talked to?
My husband

“1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.”

1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy



9) One of your nicknames

Not defined yet. But it means “Little” in Portuguese



So, I'm not tagging anyone, but feel free to tag yourself! And if you do, let me know so I can read the answers!!!


Karen




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Clubs I'm in but dunno if they're still alive ._.




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